Apr 02
- Dad: Did you say you were going to see The Hunger Games? Can I come? I heard that it got good reviews.
- Me: Uh...it's not your type of movie. It's very depressing.
- Dad: So, a few people die.
- Me: NO. EVERYONE DIES. ESPECIALLY THE CHILDREN. AND PEETA'S BREAD BURNS.
- Dad: I get it. You don't want me to meet your friends. You don't have to lie.
- Me: I'm not lying. They-
- Dad: What sane person would kill off all the children?
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Apr 02
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Apr 02
Just ordered my tickets for the hunger games on saturday! CAN NOT CONTAIN EXCITEMENT.
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Apr 02
so funny :’)
Everyone has to get this reference, otherwise you SUCK!
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Apr 02
- Peeta: When i walk out the shop-
- Katniss: Not again
- Peeta: This is what I see
- Katniss: Peeta stop plea-
- Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is lookin' at me
- Peeta: I GOT LOAF IN MY HANDS
- Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT
- Katniss: are you done?
- Peeta:
- Peeta: I'm Peeta and I know it
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Apr 02
How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick up lines*
Only works when done by Josh Hutcherson.
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